{"id":99,"date":"2008-05-16T13:52:19","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T17:52:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/washwords.wordpress.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2008-05-16T13:52:19","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T17:52:19","slug":"alert-alert-rapid-fox-in-the-arl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/2008\/alert-alert-rapid-fox-in-the-arl\/","title":{"rendered":"Alert! Alert! “Rapid” fox in the ARL!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

from Arlington alerts:<\/p>\n

———- Forwarded message ———-
\nFrom: Arlington Alert
\nDate: Fri, May 16, 2008 at 1:15 PM
\nSubject: Rapid<\/strong> Fox
\nTo: Arlington Alert Subscribers<\/p>\n

A fox that bit a woman in south Arlington has tested positive for rabies, Arlington public health officials have confirmed today.<\/p>\n

————————<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

No word yet on if this fox is THE quick brown fox that jumped over the lazy [edit<\/em> 5\/25, thanks to many, many, many smart cookie readers – ahem, “some guy named me” ] river <\/span>DOG [\/edit<\/em>], but I’m guessing the folks at Arlington Alerts could use the typing as well as the spelling class. Also, word is this incident actually happened a week ago. BUT STILL!!!!<\/p>\n

Special thanks to my Arlington bureau<\/a> for this report! <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

from Arlington alerts: ———- Forwarded message ———- From: Arlington Alert Date: Fri, May 16, 2008 at 1:15 PM Subject: Rapid Fox To: Arlington Alert Subscribers A fox that bit a woman in south Arlington has tested positive for rabies, Arlington public health officials have confirmed today. ———————— No word yet on if this fox is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[766],"tags":[67,5,116,165,12,245,271,18,371,416,417,443,38,41],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wash","tag-alert","tag-arlington","tag-busted","tag-dc","tag-fox","tag-funny","tag-government","tag-humor","tag-misspelling","tag-pandemonium","tag-panic","tag-poor-grammar","tag-spelling","tag-thats-how-dc-rolls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}