{"id":70,"date":"2008-04-16T22:15:32","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T02:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/washwords.wordpress.com\/?p=77"},"modified":"2008-04-16T22:15:32","modified_gmt":"2008-04-17T02:15:32","slug":"pope-a-licioius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/2008\/pope-a-licioius\/","title":{"rendered":"pope-a-licioius"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, apologies in advance and I&#8217;m prepared for the onslaught of sacrilege-accusing mail. I really don&#8217;t mean any offense, it&#8217;s I just&#8230; I so don&#8217;t get this whole Pope thing. But why mock it myself when Fox news has done so for me. Except I don&#8217;t think they meant to. I bring you actual quotes from DC Fox News &#8220;live continuing coverage of the papal visit&#8221; (so funny I had to delay watching top chef and i&#8217;m thinking Jon Stewart&#8217;s writers can probably take the night off and just show this.)<\/p>\n<p>The quotes (again, DIRECTLY from channel 25, foxnewsdc. Thanks foxnewsdc!)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;That may have been the reason for his smile as he hopped in his popemobile&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;two Catholic schoolgirls were invited inside&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>photo caption: &#8220;Dillon Smith: met the pope&#8221;<!--more--><\/li>\n<li>news segment caption: &#8220;What a day!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;now, on the first day everyone was a bit reserved, but today they really warmed up&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>caption: &#8220;what&#8217;s next???&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;it&#8217;s all about getting it right for the pope&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;among the devout, who skipped school and work for this moment&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;the seats are squeaky clean and they&#8217;ll stay that way but come daybreak on thursday, they&#8217;ll be filled&#8230; (re: nats park)&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;even if they don&#8217;t get to see the man just being close to the holy father is thanks enough&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;just a note on what you can&#8217;t bring, besides the obvious, weapons, no whistles&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;then on the news edge: things you need to know before going to the mass&#8221;<\/li>\n<li> and my personal favorite, &#8220;our pope coverage is far from over, coming up, some pope bloopers!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>then they segued to the VT anniversary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, apologies in advance and I&#8217;m prepared for the onslaught of sacrilege-accusing mail. I really don&#8217;t mean any offense, it&#8217;s I just&#8230; I so don&#8217;t get this whole Pope thing. But why mock it myself when Fox news has done so for me. Except I don&#8217;t think they meant to. I bring you actual quotes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[766],"tags":[110,125,207,293,318,391,51,418,53,445,466,54,496,535,41],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wash","tag-bloopers","tag-catholic","tag-entertainment","tag-holy","tag-jewish","tag-news","tag-overheard","tag-papal","tag-politics","tag-pope","tag-quotes","tag-religion","tag-sacrilige","tag-snark","tag-thats-how-dc-rolls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}