{"id":659,"date":"2009-07-09T22:23:48","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T02:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/?p=659"},"modified":"2009-07-09T22:23:48","modified_gmt":"2009-07-10T02:23:48","slug":"haiku-friday-missfixit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/2009\/haiku-friday-missfixit\/","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Friday: Ms. Fix it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amommystory.blogspot.com\/2009\/07\/haiku-friday-red-white-and-boom.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1047\/1338959961_a93cf33414_o.jpg\" alt=\"Haiku Friday\" width=\"150\" height=\"117\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This week Haiku Friday is also <a href=\"http:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/2009\/snark-v-lark-verizon-v-the-ring\/\">Flashback Friday<\/a> &#8211; ahh verizon.<\/p>\n<p>Fios down again<br \/>\nson of a blankety blank<br \/>\nfreakity freak freak<\/p>\n<p>Tee Vee should just work<br \/>\nand yet, plug, unplug, rehook<br \/>\nsplitter, wire, cord<\/p>\n<p>No lights on the dash<br \/>\nso it&#8217;s deep breath in and call<br \/>\nthree calls later: mike<\/p>\n<p>He doesn&#8217;t hang up<br \/>\nor transfer me to wireless<br \/>\nWe chat. for&#8230; hours<\/p>\n<p>And when it turns out,<br \/>\nit was me not them, this time<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not proud, people<\/p>\n<p>yah, forgot to check<br \/>\nother tv splitter? split<br \/>\noops: my bad, this time.<\/p>\n<p>still, verizon: one<br \/>\nme: twenty seven billion<br \/>\nbut mike? he&#8217;s allight<\/p>\n<p>for more Washwords&#8217;  (and friends) haikus see <a href=\"http:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/haiku-you\/\">Haiku You<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week Haiku Friday is also Flashback Friday &#8211; ahh verizon. Fios down again son of a blankety blank freakity freak freak Tee Vee should just work and yet, plug, unplug, rehook splitter, wire, cord No lights on the dash so it&#8217;s deep breath in and call three calls later: mike He doesn&#8217;t hang up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,766,622],"tags":[1145,892,891,1026,1146,936,893,890,1129,313,50,24,1209,938,1208,1246,940,941,934,1207,939,565,1210,40,42,1023],"class_list":["post-659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-wash","category-words","tag-cable","tag-carnival","tag-chain","tag-customer-service","tag-fios","tag-flux","tag-friday","tag-haiku","tag-haiku-friday","tag-internet","tag-love","tag-meme","tag-mistake","tag-my-love","tag-oops","tag-poetry","tag-rain","tag-rainy","tag-sick","tag-splitter","tag-sweetie","tag-tech","tag-tech-support","tag-technology","tag-tv","tag-verizon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=659"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":660,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659\/revisions\/660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}