{"id":579,"date":"2009-02-27T17:07:10","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T21:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/?p=579"},"modified":"2009-02-27T17:07:10","modified_gmt":"2009-02-27T21:07:10","slug":"haiku-friday-technical_support","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/2009\/haiku-friday-technical_support\/","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Friday: Technical Support"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amommystory.blogspot.com\/2009\/02\/haiku-friday-lack-of-technical-support.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1047\/1338959961_a93cf33414_o.jpg\" alt=\"Haiku Friday\" width=\"150\" height=\"117\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Three keys we had cut<br \/>\nThree keys, and not a one, here<br \/>\nFound!! and yet&#8230;. one lock: broke<\/p>\n<p>The couch makes the room<br \/>\nChocolate brown, it&#8217;s ours, for real<br \/>\nThen &#8211; heart and it, sunk!<\/p>\n<p>Sure, it can be fixed<br \/>\nor, we&#8217;ll get our money back<br \/>\nyet i crave perfect<\/p>\n<p>laptop replacement<br \/>\nnew work machines: fast, sleek, new<br \/>\ni liked the old one<\/p>\n<p>Still, the day has come<br \/>\nnew laptop, new world arise<br \/>\nI&#8217;m 50th from last<\/p>\n<p>for more Washwords&#8217;  (and friends) haikus see <a href=\"http:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/haiku-you\/\">Haiku You<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three keys we had cut Three keys, and not a one, here Found!! and yet&#8230;. one lock: broke The couch makes the room Chocolate brown, it&#8217;s ours, for real Then &#8211; heart and it, sunk! Sure, it can be fixed or, we&#8217;ll get our money back yet i crave perfect laptop replacement new work machines: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,766,622],"tags":[892,891,935,937,936,893,890,50,24,938,1246,940,941,934,939],"class_list":["post-579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-wash","category-words","tag-carnival","tag-chain","tag-cough","tag-debate","tag-flux","tag-friday","tag-haiku","tag-love","tag-meme","tag-my-love","tag-poetry","tag-rain","tag-rainy","tag-sick","tag-sweetie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":580,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions\/580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}