{"id":18,"date":"2005-03-22T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-22T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/washwords.wordpress.com\/2005\/03\/22\/imaginary-bf\/"},"modified":"2005-03-22T18:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-22T18:35:00","slug":"imaginary-bf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/2005\/imaginary-bf\/","title":{"rendered":"imaginary BF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-size:100%;\">S<\/span><span style=\"font-size:100%;\">.P.* tells me hers is named Joe. He&#8217;s a kindergarten teacher who also loves animals and buys her jewelry, including the aquamarine ring I so admire. When Tiffani (AT) points out that Joe also should be the only kindergarten teacher with a six-figure income, S.P. explains that Joe is independently wealthy. &#8220;That&#8217;s how&#8217;s able to send his salary directly to charity.&#8221;  To valuable women&#8217;s causes, I note. I also remind S.P. that Joe is gorgeous and very attentive and likes to spend most of his time admiring her. &#8220;Yes, and mostly he has a dog. He has to have a dog!&#8221; S.P proclaims.<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size:100%;\">Why not two I think? Imaginary dogs, like imaginary boyfriends, have lots of advantages over the real thing.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size:78%;\">* All names (and initials!) have been changed of course. They know who they are. Well except for Joe. His name is real.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S.P.* tells me hers is named Joe. He&#8217;s a kindergarten teacher who also loves animals and buys her jewelry, including the aquamarine ring I so admire. When Tiffani (AT) points out that Joe also should be the only kindergarten teacher with a six-figure income, S.P. explains that Joe is independently wealthy. &#8220;That&#8217;s how&#8217;s able to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[622],"tags":[13,35,36],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words","tag-friend","tag-single","tag-single-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/washwords.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}