11 Jun, 2008
FDA fda alert funny government web sites produce salmonella spelling error tomato work writing

Round red tomato implicated
in outbreak
This guy just LOOKs like a bad seed, you can tell. Tune in next week for more of FDA’s most wanted (produce.) Yep, this is straight from FDA’s Web site. hee. Special thanks to my pal, SuperT, for her award-winning health policy research skills that yielded this tip!
23 May, 2008
bad emails bad writing confusing confusion delete email English humor language making simple complicated misnomers misplaced modifiers office order overheard passwords plain English poor command of English language poor syntax spam spelling spelling error technology unclear antecedents work writing
work sends emails that make me laugh out loud sometimes all the time. What follows is today’s but for those who don’t like to read, here’s the bottom line: 1) the email we sent you ISN’T SPAM. DON’T DELETE IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. and 2) (ha ha ha ha, that this is point 2,) : the infomation in said EMAIL THAT YOU ARE NOT TO DELETE is incorrect. please disregard it until further notice.
Here it is (and nope, I’m not even sayin what’s wrong with the grammar/spelling/syntax/plain English here (but hint: subject/verb agreement) :
In this week’s <newsletter>, we announced that our travel agency, z, would be sending you a pin number to access your Traveler’s Profile. Unfortunately, their parent company sent the email under their name, x, rather than under y, z, or p. This resulted in employees thinking they had received spam. These emails are not spam, they are bona fide emails from y that contain your pin number and password. Please do not destroy them.
On a separate note [me: HA HA HA], we have discovered that the passwords and pin numbers are not working and are we are working to resolve the issue. Please do not try to use them until p can fix the problem. In next week’s <newsletter>. we will announce when you will be able to access your profile using the pin number and password that were emailed to you. Please keep a copy of these emails for future reference.