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This post on dcist made me remember my long-compiled metro snark list. So consider this the first 26. there’s about 26 million more:

my rules for metro conversations (and behavior)
1)don’t have them.
2) if you must have them, whisper.
3) fine since you’re going to ignore me anyway, can you at least try to follow the basic rules of human decency (pretend to be human for a minute:

• a) no drunk girls (sorry, snarky misogynist, and yes i’m female, side coming out)
• b.) NO girls pretending to be drunk (way way worse offense than actual drunkeness) because Read the rest of this entry »

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