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Looking for something? You can find it here, according to my wordpress blogstats anywho. From today’s listing (no joke). these are verbatim:

funny websites with panic buttons2
washwords2
my.or1
momisms1
how to stop mom from pushing your button1
intelliconnect dating site

LOLOL. “How to stop mom from pushing your buttons.” Seriously? And really? Am I to believe that two different people were looking for web sites with funny panic buttons? Maybe tomorrow people will be looking for “snarks vs. larks” or momisms or ” blogger chicks whose mothers finally check out their blogs only to misunderstand them. hillarity ensues.” A girl can dream

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Sometimes out of the loop is the best place to be.

The top mommy nag my mom sent me off to college with was this: “Don’t join anything before October 15.” Why? Because in high school, I was kind of… well, a joiner is probably a kind way to put it. (Think “Tracey Flick” as played by Reese Witherspoon in “Election”)

Because join I did! I was secretary of honor society, Spanish class, sophomore class, junior class, Student Senate, Student Council (Yes, they were two different things – how very bicameral of us), editor-in-chief of my high school newspaper (and sole staff member most of its history).

(Sidebar: Who can’t wait for MTV’s “The Paper?” tomorrow night. Me! and all the other Tracy Flicks out there! Anywho…) I tried to take mom’s words to heart – after all working on that student paper (on my Apple IIC and using, yes, stencils, and literal cutting and pasting, with scissors till 3 and 4 a.m.) was a wee bit tiring.

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