Haiku Friday: Ms. Fix it

Haiku Friday

This week Haiku Friday is also Flashback Friday – ahh verizon.

Fios down again
son of a blankety blank
freakity freak freak

Tee Vee should just work
and yet, plug, unplug, rehook
splitter, wire, cord

No lights on the dash
so it’s deep breath in and call
three calls later: mike

He doesn’t hang up
or transfer me to wireless
We chat. for… hours

And when it turns out,
it was me not them, this time
I’m not proud, people

yah, forgot to check
other tv splitter? split
oops: my bad, this time.

still, verizon: one
me: twenty seven billion
but mike? he’s allight

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  1. Cyndy said,

    Wrote on July 9, 2009 @ 11:34 pm

    HaHa, that’s great!

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  2. Blake the Megalomaniac said,

    Wrote on August 9, 2009 @ 5:42 pm

    That makes me feel good. Poems have that effect on me. As for Fios, I cannot imagine it to be worse that comcast. Happy Blogging
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